50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen by I-luv-Edward-Cullen, literature
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50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
Jasper and Emmetts list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!
1. Prance around the house singing Madonnas Like a virgin at the top of your lungs every morning.
2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been sleeping with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
6. Make sure and t